Hilari0us qu0tes I f0und 0n the Internet.S0me may n0t be funny t0 y0u and s0me y0u may heard it bef0re.
- “Seven out of ten people suffer from hemorrhoids.” Does this mean that the other three enjoy it?
- The best helping hand that you will ever receive is the one at the end of your own arm.
- Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
- After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
- Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings
- What d0 you call a dog with no legs?
- Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.